Heralding our new “On the Go” portable lifestyle brand, the Electric “Juke” Box will change the way you listen to music. Music can now travel in your suitcase, in your car, or with optional chain, around your neck.
Features:
Stores up to ten standard four-minute* songs (Gonick, Sinatra, Schmilsson, etc) for playback through earphone. Airnet compatible.
Glass containment vessel holds pressurized mercury vapor to protect user from high internal voltages (400-550 kV, depending on musical genre).
Can be used as hearing aid with optional armpit holster, clench plate, and adhesive head mic (not pictured). Usage may induce eddy currents in metallic dental fillings. Some users with recent root canals have reported agreeable subsonic fibrillation while listening to polka.
Powerful, safe Lithium Arsenic Thalidomide battery included.
New! Integrated signal light blinks helpful communications in handy Morse Code. Examples:
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runaway core condition remove unit from populated area
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pressure vessel compromised see user agreement
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Safety notes: Do not drop. Do not allow liquids to touch, enter or leave unit. Playing of jazz, hop-hop, and foreign music not recommended.
Charging: Available at our Waynesboro Lifestyle Hub and at participating hydroelectric facilities.
* Songs must be exactly four minutes long.