Home Meatball Processor AP-7

Meet the AP-7: the turnkey solution for all your meatball processing needs. Produces continuous fully-cooked meatballs from most animals at up to 75 APM (animals per minute).

Ideal for hunters, fire departments, public schools, and armies.

Features:
Intake (mammals, rodents)
Intake (birds)
Centrifugal plucker/deboner
Wankel rotary macerator
Nitrate bath
Igniter/combustion vestibule
Propellant reservoir
Meatball accelerators
Outflow muzzle (civilian version, subsonic)

Notes:

Use only high grade pressurized aviation fuel (JET A). For propellant, hydrazine or liquid hydrogen are recommended.

200 RPM percussive rotisserie ensures even charring.

Replace timing chain every 60,000 meatballs.

Fits in most sub-basements. Includes 55 gallon drum of sauce.

Safety precautions:

Class 6 hearing protection (vacuum bladder type) advised for operators and area residents.

Do not aim unit at children, vehicles, trees, or structures. 

Not for use with marine animals, buffalo, or vegetables.