“…the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain…we shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance.”
– Nicolai Tesla, 1900

The Hosing of Otisburg

Trench N1
Trench N-1 under construction
Dale's
Project engineers taking a break at the branch node

Otisburg, Ohio residents are excited about the numerous high-tech benefits their partnership with Safety-Flo will bring.

Shown here, the site for Main Street Trench N-1, the first link of the proposed worldwide Airnet communication network. The trench will carry a 2-inch trunk line between Dale’s Bar (root node) and the Otisburg Lion’s Club (branch node). 250 h.p Safety-Flo compressors will be housed in the basements of both nodes, ensuring plenty of transmission power.

If all goes well, soon authorized root node users to be able to order a beer from Dale’s remotely.

Construction started in 1992.